Dream Team Football Formation

Lineup (4-5-1)

Valdez/Kahn · Puyol · Materazzi · Evra · Dani alves · Keane · Busquets · Scholes · Xavi · Iniesta · Cantona

Team Douche.

Materazzi: Piece of shit.
Puyol: Get a haircut.
Evra: Bullshitter.
Dani alves: Major Floppage and ugly face.
Keane: Captain of Team Douche and a psychopath.
Busquets: Flopping.
Scholes: Red-headed crazy.
Xavi: Disrespectful and overrated.
Iniesta: Floppage.
Cantona: Douche, Keane-light on the psychopath-level.