Dream Team Football Formation

Lineup (4-3-3)

Russell · M. McCabe · D. Denham · S. Denham · Murphy · D. McCabe · C. Roden · Mitchell · Mullen · Buckley · O'Rourke

Beechlawn play the formation that's worked so well for Barca and Spain recently. Boardeaux will have to park the bus in front of the goal with these delicious tactics.

2 attacking full-backs pushing forward at every opportunity. Colly in the Dani Alves role, where at times he will be the furthest man forward. Derek will do the same on the right flank. Kev Mullen will be encouraged to play the ball from the back, ala Piqué, and Joey will be the holding centre-back, picking the forwards' pockets.

Deco playing the Mascherano role, protecting his centre-backs in a sweeper position. His durex-like protection will ensure nothing gets through.

Shane and Damo will be our Xavi and Iniesta in the middle of the park. Tika-taka, tika-taka, tika-taka. With these 2 players, Rovers should see at least 70% possession over the course of the game and Boardeaux's midfielders will be given the runs like they just drank a bottle of Instant Diarrhea.

DD-avid Villa and Mick 'Pedro' McCabe play just off Lionel Russell. Rovers won't play with a target man, as Russell will drop off and rotate with the other 2 forwards and terrorise the opposing defence from deep.

With this line-up, even Barca themselves should be running scared.