Chelsea Football Formation

Lineup (4-5-1)

I choose this team as it would kick ass, any one who dares disagree can go **** themselves as they are wrong, THEY ARE WRONG! they are so wrong it is frightening, to extend my following statement i would like to say i did not choose rooney as he is sh*t, he has burnt out and cannot see him doing anything in the future. I strongly believe drogba could kick his ass and im sure he will back me up on that. if rooney has any complaints i would love to see him track me down, even if he did id get drogba to back me up! YEAH WHAT ROONEY, YEAH WHAT? i was not mistaken, you are a p*ssy. and the fact you can elbow someone in the face and get away with it! who do you think you are you fat scouse. if drogba elbowed someone in the face then fair enough its not his fault, BUT ROONEY! how dare he!

I would enjoy going onto the matter of Ashley cole, he is a joker. I admire his spirit going into the Chelsea training room, as you remember after a defeat to everton in the fa cup, and still try to cheer up his fellow players! That is team spirit to the max! I believe he is in no wrong doing, this kid obviously started it. I recall seeing this, supposed, 21 year old running toward a baby with a knife, cole saw this and took action, he pulled out this gun, as any good man would and stopped him in his tracks but instead of being a national hero as we all see him WAYNE ROONEY elbowed a wigan player in the face, what a bastard! Who does he think he is, i wish cole would shoot him instead. Obviously cole is a well known camper with his perks set as ghost (to hide from society) slight of hand (to QUICKLY text other girl, eh Ashley) and (one night last stand) last stand in which he shot this possible terrorist in the Chelsea room who was obviously as a 21 year old. I support Ashley’s daily antics, i don’t know who he is trying to trick but we all know this is really the second coming of jesus Christ, by his massive cock.
eh cheryyyl ;) you lucky b*tch, shame you had to make ashley cheat its all your fault! you and rooney should both open your mouths and place them on curb and so on...
ever hear of a chelsea smile cheryl, yeah watch out b*tch ashleys a'coming. F*CK YOU ROONEY to be my final statement. singing out for day, be back tomorrow - DR X
Be back tomorrow for some x-rated Rooney hating, done get too Xcited now! I hope you like my Xcellent team, I hope you h8 Wayne Rooney.

Good news! I had a word with Ashley whilst i was banging Cheryl, and he's given me his air gun for the day. LOOK OUT WAYNE.