Manchester United Formation 2013

Manchester United Football Formation

Creation DateOctober 2, 2013

Lineup (4-3-3)

De Gea · Vidic · Smalling · Rafael · Evra · Cleverley · Carrick · Fellaini · Valencia · Welbeck · Van Persie

So where does one start.....

They were so shit...
They were toothless, depressing, negative and still couldn't keep a clean sheet!

Horrible horrible horrible football David Moyes !
If you or anyone is happy with that performance at Utd then there real real is problems!

4 shots on goal, 2 on target! ...dog shit!
The crumbling walls of Utd were for all to see. The confidence has gone and the basic joy has gone from the players. They were holding on, holding on, holding on the whole game. Lucky to get a 1-1 draw. Lets get real Welbecks goal was lucky to get. No creation from the team.

As soon as wax, saw the fear they were like ducks in the water.... if they had scored in the first half they would of won. 3-1

So here goes performance review -

David Moyes - 3-10 at least they didn't loose. Listen to these words - that's how backwards this guy has taken Utd. He isn't a winner because he doesn't know how to win. He is just holding on for dear life trying not to be found out! I think it's pretty obvious that you have been found out David. Tactical - Dear lord headless chicken.

Van Persie - 5-10 not a lot he can do he isn't Mark Hughes. He isn't a player who can hold the ball up and wait for support. He is far to isolated in every formation.
Welbeck - 6-10 at least he scored however he is a sub at best. Over rated and is no way a wide player. Not like a English player to be over rated...lol
Valencia - 4-10 he has no idea, likeable person but no Utd player. He is to slow all round. He can't beat a player. He is even incapable of just running with the ball to the corner and just crossing, crossing, crossing. He is like Veron, south american but to god damn slow at making decisions and is bad at the one dimensional football he thinks he knows. Sell....
FellaIni - 3-10 headless chicken. If there was a player not worth 1 million this man is it. Oh my dear god! At least he is tall. Bet that's what his mother say's!
Cleverly - 5-10 did what he was put on the pitch to do but that was it. He passed side ways and back to the defence more times than I can remember. However he isn't Keane. No natural footballer or mental winner here. Another over rated English International...lol
Carrick - 5-10 no through balls, not drive, no creativity. Likeable person but no longer good enough to be a Utd player. More back passing than Obama
Evra - 6-10 he was caught out a couple of times in defence however that was not due to his possessional issues, it was the teams. He was one of two players who was trying to get the gears moving. The left side of defence with Cleverly in-front looked pretty strong to the most part. But it just didn't flow forward.
Vidic - 4-10 don't know what the problem is maybe he is training 'him self' like Rio and that's why they are going off the boil...so so badly. 101 football - he was to blame for the equalising goal. Should of been Evans playing... how many times David. His confidence has gone and so has the teams in him. Sad to see... but he is just to old!
Smalling - 6-10 bags of potential still needs to keep things simple stupid and place better percentages. He is quick hungry and needs to be paired with Evans as the two main centre backs.It's time Moyes- it's time!
Rafael - 6-10 along with Evra the only other player that looked like he was there to win.To play and to take the game to the opposition. Was caught out a couple of times however again with the useless Valencia in front of him it was bound to happen. He also had no runners, or mid field players to head for.
De Gea - 6-10 best game he has had this season. Wasn't world class, but saved Utd a couple of times. Still needs corner kick practice. However you could see he was trying and possible wanted to have a clean sweep tonight.

Over all..... I bet you Van Persie is thinks oh SHIT!
Utd performance 4 -10...

David Moyes looks like his teams play football like he uses Botox or moisturiser...lol

How can the old 70 year old boss have less wrinkles than the new 50 year old boss...lol I guess the stress of knowing your nice and shit is written all over his face.
You have the players you just don't have the brains or the balls!
And I like you. I think you seem a really good guy. Doesn't make you a good boss!